Paul Klinke // March 30, 2009

“I swear to God, mom. He just flew in my mouth and all i could do was bite down.” Seriously, kid, parakeets? At least step up to a dove or something. A pigeon would be legit hardcore. All the disease and years of eating trash leaking out in oily feather juice. Gross. There was a girl in elementary school who would catch pigeons and show them to people. She would hold their legs with one hand and pet them with the other. I think she liked all the attention she got from the freaked out kids. That irritated me.