Tobin Nageotte // December 22, 2009
A few months back, our dear friend, Apple Will, went down with a particularly nasty case of the Will Flu (the “Wu”) and referenced his 103º fever for ideas on how to improve the world and/or humanity. Five intense hours later - 1 in Final cut, 4 chatting to a cute Cuban/Asian girl (a “Cusian”) on Bebo - he delivered his masterpiece…a Moustachette/Brokeback Mountain trailer mash-up dripping with innuendo and tension of the S-kind. Wipe a tear from the eye, be still our beating hearts.
We cheered, shouting: “Post that genius to the interwebs!!” and triumphantly carried Apple Will on our shoulders to the nearest corporate koi pond. There, Producer Paul delivered a sentimental eulogy best summarized with: “Apple Will, you are like these fish - beautiful, strong, orange and white.” We all clapped.
But, unfortunately and quite rudely, Apple Will disappeared that night (we told him time and again Tijuana gangs aren’t “cool”) and took with him the location of the trailer.
We waited, worried; sure Apple Will was stuffed in the back of a windowless, 1982 Chevy Astrovan. But the ransom demand never surfaced. There were rumors of ditches, shallow graves, and forced labor in one of those seedy bars on Tijuana’s “fancier” side. No one knew what became of Will or, more importantly, the trailer. We braced for the worst. Until this weekend…
TEXT TO MOUSTACHETTE (12/19 2:37am) - They’re closing in. There isn’t much time. Tell the world my story. -AW
RESPONSE (12/19 2:41am) - Apple Will? How’s it going?! Sorry 2 hear bout ur problems. U know where that trailer is?
TEXT TO MOUSTACHETTE (12/19 2:52am) - What??? I need help.
RESPONSE (12/19 2:55am) - Totally. But we rilly nd that trailer.
TEXT TO MOUSTACHETTE (12/19 2:58) - http://www.vimeo.com/8270706 assholes
RESPONSE (12/19 3:02) - Ummmmm, password?
Nothing. Apple Will fell off the reservation…again. Where is the password? Where is Apple Will? The only clue we have is that he’s slated to co-host the thirtysevenclick podcast CHRISTMAS SPECIAL this Friday.
Maybe he’ll bring the password…
12/25/09…New thirtysevenclick podcast with trailer password up on iTunes! Check it out!
Tags: apple will, brokeback mountain, Fall Out Boy, mashup, moustachette, new, patrick stump, pete wentz, podcast, producer paul klinke, ryan key, thirtysevenclick, trailer
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:48 am
can’t wait for the password.
December 23rd, 2009 at 5:24 am
uau! cant wait for the password..
hey i wanna moustachette in BRAZIL!
December 23rd, 2009 at 11:32 am
awwwwwwwww
I can’t wait for it!!!!!
I’m from Argentina and I also wanna see Moustachette!!!!!!!!!!
Mery Christmas! =D
December 23rd, 2009 at 3:26 pm
OMG can’t wait for the password really i can’t wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 26th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
awww ):
Damn’ …it will be really nice if u guys come to Mexico
Nice trailer, cant wait to see the movie .. well i dont know where xD
but .. i cant wait to see the moovie (:
Oh and i Loved the Song.. was that avril lavigne?
happy HolyDays (:
December 28th, 2009 at 8:51 am
BRAZIL!
December 28th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
LOVE the new trailer!
January 15th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
umm i live in Longview, Washington
yay! I’m really excited for the movie.. well one because im a
HUGE fan of Fall Out Boy(you are my heros)
and well who doesn’t love a movie called MOUSTACHETTE. iloveyou(:
January 19th, 2010 at 5:28 am
such a debut in Brazil with the presence of Patrick Stump? ahhhh!!
January 29th, 2010 at 9:35 am
Look at this guy’s moustache!!
I am envious =[
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=9031
August 14th, 2010 at 8:09 am
AAhh Patrick <33